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Xbox 180

June 19, 2013

Microsoft is stood in front of you. Microsoft pulls down its trousers and says to you “We’re going to shit in your mouth”. You can see the head of the turd poking out. You protest but it insists, repeatedly, in a casual voice, “We are going to shit in your mouth”. Sony turns up. It sees whats happening and says “We’re not going to shit in your mouth”. You go and stand with Sony. Microsoft keeps saying “Come over here, we’re going to shit in your mouth”. You stay stood with Sony. Microsoft gets lonely and says “We’ve changed our mind, come over here, we won’t shit in your mouth”. You walk away with Sony because they never intended to shit in your mouth in the first place.

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