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10 Lazy Mel Gibson Jokes

July 3, 2010

Question: What do you call a Mel Gibson with no eyes and no legs?

Answer: A crazy drunken racist!

Question: Why did Mel Gibson cross the road?

Answer: To drunkenly insult someone of a different race!

Question: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Answer: To get away from Mel Gibson, who was drunk and being racially abusive!

Knock Knock.

Who’s There?

Mel.

Mel who?

Mel Gibson.

I’m phoning the police.

Question: When is a Mel Gibson not a Mel Gibson.

Answer: When it’s ajar!

Question: What do you get if you cross Mel Gibson with a bottle of Whisky?

Answer: Racially abused!

Question: What do you get if you cross Mel Gibson with a tree?

Answer: A racist tree!

Question: What is Mel Gibson’s favourite type of bread?

Answer: White bread!

Mel Gibson walks into a bar. The Barman says “Why the venomous racial intolerance?” Mel Gibson vomits on his shoes.

Mel Gibson walks into a bar.* The barman says “Why the long face?” Mel Gibson says “Because you are Jewish.”

*(The barman is Jewish.)

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8 Comments leave one →
  1. July 9, 2010 2:02 PM

    Mel isn’t a racist, he is a highly trained actor in a giant, farcical stage production:

    http://thejamminjabber.com/2010/07/09/hollywood-is-a-postmodern-farce-of-epic-proportion/

  2. michellefrommadison permalink
    July 13, 2010 12:29 AM

    If you watch a Nancy Grace show on CNN, she details audio which places all the blame onto his wife for making threats and accusations of retaliation against victim Mel. She needs to do a life sentence without parole, and Mel’s wife needs a $5,000.00 fine.

  3. annisisbell permalink
    July 13, 2010 10:28 PM

    I support Mel, the true bigots are the Jews who are using the Jew controlled media to crucify Mel just like they crucified Jesus. Jews are anti Christian bigots. They should not be allowed to live in a Christian nation.

  4. July 13, 2010 10:41 PM

    Wow.

  5. michellefrommadison permalink
    July 13, 2010 10:41 PM

    Q: what do you get if you’re Mel’s girl and she acts like a slut?

    A: two busted teeth and a lesson well learned, hopefully.

    🙂

  6. 4tsom10 permalink
    July 14, 2010 3:37 PM

    Those jokes were so simple and hilarious at the same time. Thanks for making me laugh out loud at work!

  7. July 19, 2010 10:40 PM

    I love these! Well done. I “liked” and reposted on some of my other blogs. Kudos. BOYCOTT MEL GIBSON!!!

  8. Tom jenkins permalink
    October 28, 2011 1:56 AM

    Mel used to do beer commercials in Japan when he was younger
    http://www.japansugoi.com/wordpress/mel-gibsons-1980s-asahi-beer-tv-commercials/

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